"I don't feel old... I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap..."

...Bob Hope



"I was married by a judge...I should have asked for a jury..."

...Groucho Marx



"Don't worry about avoiding temptation....
As you grow older, it will avoid you..."

Winston Churchill...

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I have some from V for Vendetta :
" Evey Hammond : [reads] Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
V : [translates] By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
Evey Hammond : Personal motto?
V : From "Faust".
Evey Hammond : That's about trying to cheat the devil, isn't it?
V : It is. "

" Creedy : Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V : Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. "

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this is ed and winry's va's at a con

Edward: Um, Winry?

Winry: Yes Edward?

Edward: This is really hard for me. I've been practicing. -pause- on Al.

Winry: Do I really wanna know about this?

Edward: No, not like that! Wait, where was I? Okay. Umm, well. I found some straw in the backyard and I transmuted it into a ring. And I know I haven't always been the best friend, but I realized something last night. I realized that I love you, Winry. So... if there's still some place in your heart for me..."

Vic [His voice actor]: This is good!

Edward: You took my heart of stone... and made me feel human again. So here I am, down on one automail knee.

Vic: Oh this is good.

Crowd: Oh get on with it!

Edward: .. Asking you to be Mrs. Edward Elric.

Winry: Gosh Edward, it's about time! I thought you'd never ask... So me and Al already hooked up sorry. -pause- I'm just kidding of course I say yes!

if you wanna hear their voices

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMyY7Qu5X...feature=related

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My Personal Fav: "Train Hard, Fight Easy"

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Filter's Flash

A quote from ROVE LIVE.

"whats the weirdest thing you found in Jimmy Barnes-s house?"

"no alcohol."

"WHAT?! I don't know what to belive in anymore... Thats like going to Warney's place and not finding a mobile phone!"

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hahaha yea i seen that toooo, funny

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“Damn the torpedoes! Captain Drayton, go ahead! Jouett, full speed!”

Admiral David Farragut...

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"I love australian women. They all look like Elle McPherson and drink like Mel gipson."

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"Welcome to the secret underground society of lawn gnomes."

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"Welcome to the secret underground society of lawn gnomes."

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Night: "Is it true...? I'm so sorry Riiko! I'll apologise by giving you tons of fanservice when we get home!"

Riiko: "That's nice, Night... but can you put me down now?"

Lol, from chapter 13 of Absolute Boyfriend. Night accidentally cheated on Riiko, but apparently doesn't remember a thing about it.

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my friends talking about that big bang recreation machine

stephie: but at any rate they say if it does go wrong it wont reach us until thursday
tamara: Yay! we miss out on sport!

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year 12 school captain speeches.

Justin: i'm not gonna give you empty promises likethe other captans do. I can't promise you spider monkeys, and the coka-a-cola in the bubblers promise everyone makes? Not gonna happen; accept it already.

Justin: i'll finish my speech with a quote from a song i heard in my childhood that touched my heart and has made me the man i am today..."I'm going to be the very best that no one ever was; to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause."

Declan: If i am captain i'll make sure the abuse of the schools redhead population comes to a stop!
(the redheads in the audience stand and cheer)

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Justin: i'll finish my speech with a quote from a song i heard in my childhood that touched my heart and has made me the man i am today..."I'm going to be the very best that no one ever was; to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause."

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Well, he's got my vote.

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1. "Hey is that Shakespeare?"
"No, its Porco" Yay i love porco rosso...

2. "An intellectual is someone, who when placed alone in a room with a wooly tea cosy, resists the urge to put it on their head."

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Clicky

A starwars parody on fastforward about the banking crisis in australia. Note skychannel is a take on skywalker.

"I've been watching you, Skychannel."
"Many people do."

"What? Fire a Debtray at the planet of australia? That'll cause chaos!"
"No, it's ok, i'm aiming at Canberra."
"...Can i push the button?"

"I've never seen so many strange characters in one place!"
"Obviously you've never been to the Sydney mardi gra."

"Oh look it's Han Solo."
(Shows a guy called Han drinking a can of Solo.)

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"...And these lovely young ladies are James and Harold!"

the millenium earl to Robin in ZONE.

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"No matter what, keep on going" from Shuya's dad in Battle Royale...

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Afraid this doesn't really fall into the stream that is already going, but still one of my favs....

"A person to whom everything can be said. Am I an idiot to want such a thing? But ah, the energy we spend hiding from one another, afraid as we are of being identified. But here we are, identified: five fools in a tree. A great piece of luck provided we know how to use it: no longer any need to worry about the picture we present-- free to find out who we truly are." Judge Cool in The Grass Harp by Capote

Yes, I'm a book nerd. But by golly, I'm proud of it! hehe.

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I'll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead. ~Truman Capote