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kittycatjess
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ok i apologise.... how about Gongoozler
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arren18
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Sometimes it's fun to make a particularly rude expression less rude by using non-colloquial words to make it up. Like instead of [starts with sh and rhymes with armpit  ] saying "stool". It sounds completely stupid when you use it in context.
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Little Tanuki
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"Blundering, blithering, bullfaced buffoon!!!"
"Cerebro-genitally challenged" (translation: dickhead)
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I always liked,
"You are worth as much as a rotten mushroom" (from Plautus)
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Or... I guess you would call this one a mixed compliment.
Frank Sinatra once said to Michael Crawford:
"What I need is a talented idiot. My wife thinks you're talented and I think you're an idiot. You're hired."
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Or...
A lady once said to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
To which Winston Churchill cordially replied,
"My dear, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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Churchill had some good ones:
Lady at a dinner party: "Winston! You're drunk!"
Winston: "And you my dear are ugly. But at least in the morning I'll be sober."
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Loscil
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ah yes...
the churchills.
btw..
kittykat, where di yoou get that EXTREMELY cool new sig from?
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kittycatjess
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which one?
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Loscil
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The one with the 65 hits.
Love it.
Awesome.
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kittycatjess
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lol yer it is funny, i found it oon internet cant really remember where ive ad it a while
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kitkat
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im not sure if many of you are aware but where im from in sunny doncaster Chav is a good one haha.
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tamasaburo
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kitkat
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haha like it
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tamasaburo
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thanks
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J.L.Jones
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hmmm.....  i normally just call people retards dildos or llama rapists but sometimes i call people Retarded mushroom babies for some reason 
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here are some of my peep show fav's piss kidney
jizz cock
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Little Tanuki
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"I wave my private parts at your aunties, sons of a window dresser... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!! "
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arren18
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On that note, "I fart in your general direction"
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Baka is a good one, it can be said so many ways, so creatively. There's an episode in Evangelion where Asuka calls Shinji baka, and she says it baa-kaar really slowly and drawled out. Hilarious.
Ponce can be a nice quick silly put-down too.
Or the good old fashioned "nit-wit!"
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