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Ever wanted to deal out some smart wisecrack to a verbal opponent? Ever felt you needed to be really rude to someone without them realising it? Just fancy a laugh at someone's expense? Want to confuse foreigners?

You need the Creative Insults Thread.

Just post up a word or phrase that is insulting and different or funny.

Just keep it clean - minors are present.

I'll start:


blockhead.


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wow, i thought you were kidding, guess i was wrong eh?

umm... my friend james, once went by Jimmy Cupcake from our gym teacher before, so ill go wiht that.


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YO!
if **** could fly you would be the squadron leader.
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JRR is a floater!


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I made a thread just like this when I joined my very first forum. It got deleted and I was warned because somebody complained (even though the admin thought it was funny). I thought I was going to be banned within the first week lol

Unfortunately, I can't think of any right now...


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Weiner, Buttmunch,

or, for a slightly longer riposte;

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
(- - - Groucho Marx)



Hmm..didn't think my first post would begin this way...

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YO!
If my dog had a face like yours I`d shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards.

watch this everyone. The end is hilarious. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REfmANxv264
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A twist on the old ya mum jokes here.. My mum has got a rather unusuall job and me and my mate were taking the rip with a ya mum battle and she came out with
'Ya mums a self employed tassle maker'

Lol yeah my mum really is a self employed tassle maker, we got tassles all over the house. And scissors for that matter *worries*


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twot, cockmuncher, batty, dyke etc.
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you're a right bunch of steamed vegetables.


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YO!
not especially special but Ive always loved the word:

Plonker
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Naturally.

There are some great ones in the old game Curse of Monkey Island, e.g.:
- You fight like a dairy farmer!
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!


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u mongroid
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Mendicant


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i would post some of the insults i use but quite a lot of them are too extreme for this site so im not going to. dont want to ruin the younger members minds


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"mongroid" ha ha that made me lauff... erm
pillock, muppet, fcukwit


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quote:
Originally posted by kittycatjess
fcukwit


A person whose idea of humour involves French Connection UK references?


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no i re aranged to letters to make it a little less offencive


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I was hoping we could avoid offensive insults, any fool can write a four letter word. I was hoping for creative and AMUSING insults, erm, hence the thread title.

Poltroon, for example.


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